In Which, My 3yo Becomes Smarter Than Me

My 3yo can't really say our friend Josh's name, and had in the past been calling him Dosh, which is too stinking cute.
Me to my 3yo - "Dosh is going bye bye!"
My 3yo to me - "Mommy, it's Tosh, not Dosh."

The Value of a Prince According to a 6 Year Old

My Hubby - "What's a prince?"
My 6yo Daughter - "Someone who takes a princess in and out of the ball?"

Happy Birthday for Real - Okay, Almost

6 years ago right now, I was in fact STILL in labor. But I'd gotten my epidural about an hour ago and already asked to put the anesthesiologist in my pocket and take him home with me, so things were looking up after 29+ hours. I'll wish her happy birthday in 3 hours. I'll save the epidural story for her 7th birthday.

Happy Almost Birthday, Or I'm Sorry For You That I'm Your Mom

6 years ago today, I was in labor with my oldest! I'll say happy birthday tomorrow, because she was in fact not born today. Is it too soon to use this against her?